Joe White

Dont make yourself belive something you dont want!

Tree surgeon for life blood...

[ZOO Magazine @ZOO]

Slutty tree... http://t.co/dfD34678fw

[Daniel @DanielTheGinger]

@frankieboyle A bedroom tax that 4 Scottish MPs voted in favour for yet we'll be lumped with anyway! Give me independence from yon cunts.

[Joe White @capstankid]

“@JeremyKyleNot: Whenever you're feeling down, remember, you're the sperm that won.” But your brothers died on her tits.........

[Joe White @capstankid]

“@WOWFactsOfLife: A 16 year old Brazilian boy died after masturbating 42 times in a row.” Who was counting?

[King Charles III (parody) @Charles_HRH]

Told Camilla not to buy one an expensive Valentine's present this year, so she's bought Spain. #itsthethoughtthatcounts

[Joe White @capstankid]

Ooops #creampie

[Joe White @capstankid]

@srichardson14 @liamsmithy91 yas need to learn Cumbrian eh like! There is going to be a parrtay at my house sometime in February if your up!

[Joe White @capstankid]

@srichardson14 maybe eh like marra! As not cee sure cos as a bit skint like!

[Joe White @capstankid]

@Lgrieve91 just pishy shitty ones instead ;)!

[Harry Redknapp @hazza_redknapp]

Rapist Search..

[The Profit Squad @TheProfitSquad]

I can't believe how thick the snow is out there.

I asked a snowman for the time and he just stared at me.

[Joe White @capstankid]

@srichardson14 you up in the lisle?

[Joe White @capstankid]

“@naughtyamateurs: Topless college boobies! #selfshot http://t.co/Vi6ZfH3A” when was the last time you seen a Sony Ericsson w810 😏

[Joe White @capstankid]

Still smells off heating oil..... #fuckingbolier

[TRUE LAD @MyTruelad]

http://t.co/BVI0ZcIo something to watch before the football starts #fixatedLAD

[Joe White @capstankid]

@liamsmithy91 @lgrieve91 shhhhhhhh