Ed Capstick

Amateur poet, iffy teacher, and rarely punctual. Occasional sport scribblist. Huge fan of Neil Warnock.

[Ric Finlay @RicFinlay]

Major milestone ticked off tonight: 612 scored by a team for the first time in Tests, the fourth-lowest such score until now.
The lowest five team totals never made are now 18, 56, 597, 618 and 623

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

Anthony Martial, Ballon d’Or winner 2024. Fight me.

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

@OfficialShots

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

#vanarama ROSS

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

#vanarama ROSS

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

Give it Ross or don’t even talk to me (thread)

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

#shots @Tickersgrins @AdamBurnsPR

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

Give it Ross or don’t even talk to me (thread)

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

@FootballCliches please arbitrate at earliest opportunity. Slot or tuck or slide, but absolutely not this…

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

I would let Jonathan Liew sneeze on my pizza.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Everyone who wants things shut down right now are the exact same people who talk about strikes inconveniencing people

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

@SparshBhambani CHRIST, Sparsh. This is amazing my man!

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

Done a bit here about how Jesse Marsch is making us all look like fools. You love to see it.

[Football365 @F365]

Succeeding Marcelo Bielsa while overcoming anti-American bias was always going to be a tall order for Jesse Marsch. He's winning though, says @capstick_ed

https://t.co/8pL3HifQfK

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

If anyone’s wondering where Harry Maguire is this evening, he’s watching United in the Faber Fox in Crystal Palace. With Silent Bob. Neither of them are enjoying themselves.

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

First bit in a wee while. All about silly season.

[Football365 @F365]

There’s the Big Three and the Malfunctioning Three, and part of what separates them is being able to sell well. Arsenal are terrible at it.

@capstick_ed
https://t.co/jJERnUW9WG

[Rugby League Best Tries Hits and Biffs @NBiffs]

The greatest commentary of all time hands down…
#RugbyLeague #Classic

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

Alessandro Del Piero sounds like an Englishman trying to do an impression of an Italian trying to do an impression of an Englishman.

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

@JolyonMaugham Please explain to me which part of this is homophobic.

[Monty Panesar @zkp_scroll]

I'm currently 500-1 to become the next Prime Minister and ready to serve #PrimeMinister #BorisJohnson #ENGvsNZ #queensplatinumjubilee #PlatinumJubileePageant #QueensJubilee

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

@SteveSandersFF Quite an unlikely source, that’s for sure. Seriously considering freeing up my lunchtimes to see what other nuggets can be mined.

[Ed Capstick @capstick_ed]

Utterly mental that Stacey Solomon is the voice of our time. But here we are.