Liz ఇ

From the river to the sea 🇵🇸

[Liz ఇ @capsverse]

This masterpiece belongs in a museum

[miia @miiagarro]

men are becoming too content with being useless. you can't fix shit, can't build shit, don't pay for shit, can't plan any dates.

what are you really here for??

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Saturday is the only real weekend day. Friday is still a whole workday, and Sunday is basically Monday’s waiting room. We’ve been scammeď, tricked, hoodwinked, misled, and deceived!

[lee 🧸 @dittomjj]

they ain’t lie one bit. that entire industry was created around him and motown

[prime 🦝 🐾 🔜 MP, Taiwan(?) @chairmanbao6]

If my boyfriend made this for me I’d get him pregnant

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

Lindsey Graham got on national television and said “we’re killing the right kind of people” after 168 Iranian school girls were bombed. May my heart continue to stay despicably cruel, heartless and abusive to those who celebrate the deaths of children 🙏🏼

[isa @solmerv]

Wow, this déjà vu is hitting hard.

[am⁷ @vjungist]

what do you mean that was the FIRST louder than bombs live performance and i wasn’t there.

[THV🎄 @Taehyungimpact]

if you're gonna cry over a man make sure he looks like this

[‎ Gontle ᥫ᭡ @gogontleee]

first woman in my bloodline to treat marriage & having children as an option

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Oh he’s absolutely right and good on him for saying it! Trans ppl are way too nice to transphobes we need to start being meaner. Especially trans guys

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

empathy burnout is so real, i’m tired of understanding people

[Karu @KaruSnep]

if Hitler visited Israel in 2026

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.