Captain Aristotle

Wannabe Star Trek Captain. Just your typical space loving nerd

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

It's like, if you're going to betray me, just say you're going to betray me.

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

Loyal Followers: Sorry, I've been inactive for a bit. Was working on myself. #selfgrowth #sheddingfakefriends #onlythetruth #environmentnow

[World Economic Forum @wef]

Air pollution is the world's top killer, according to new research https://t.co/aponuRKyva #environment

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TAKE CREDIT FOR JULIA CHILD. SHE WAS IN THE OSS NOT THE CIA. SHE WAS A RESPECTABLE LADY WITH STANDARDS.

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA Babe Alert

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA @UN Yes, blue is the opposite of red. Thanks CIA! Totally proving your budget is not bloated as hell and worth every American tax dollar you get! Nice!

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA Not a job if they're not getting paid. #CIADOGSLAVES

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA She's a dog. She can't read this.

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA His eyes are screaming, 'Help me'

Captured: Heron on the inside

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA How long did it take you guys to write this letter to yourselves? LOL #ciakilledkennedy

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA Looks like shit!

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@Mitmatt2020 @CIA Sorry to hear. I hear the CIA is pretty awful anyway

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA No.

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA I could literally not think of something more boring. Also your map is wrong. #mercatorisajoke #gallpeters

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA ROASTED!

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

@CIA You can use pets all you want, doesn't make your organization any less LAME AS HELL

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

Looking forward to the weekend... Big plans.... BIG EXCITING PLANS!

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

Looking forward to the weekend... Big plans.... BIG EXCITING PLANS!

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed. @fakefriends

[Captain Aristotle @capt1aristotle]

Crazy thing happens when you open your eyes to the world: You begin to see