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@jack_w_cfc You’ve never been to a raiders game

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@MoronMining its funny he thinks the farmers who farm all the vegetables and fruits he eats doesn't kill anything and everything that tries to eat his crops.

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@IgglyBubblegum @DelusionPosting no such thing.

oats don't have titties.

it's oat juice.

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@AezzieUwU most regulations are lobbied for by large industry giants anyway to make the barrier for entry for their market that much higher, so the likelihood of someone coming along and doing what they do better for a cheaper price is lower.

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@AezzieUwU @CzarOfLiberty because they can't.

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@hell_line0 You’re from India, you stupid cunt.

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@uncledoomer In what world are you being forced to go out with fuck boys before finding a guy who won’t mind how ran thru you are?

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@reddit_lies what's their voting district? i wanna go vote there.

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@nypost gypsy rose 2.0

everyone felt bad for her until the actual crime scene photos got released.

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@barragers so he's gay

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@acharjee_speaks then why not just say that, you delusional cunt?

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@hell_line0 that's because the US women's soccer team still gets beat by a bunch of high school kids of the opposite gender.

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@MusialaEra @charnold22690 we don't give a shit about soccer, dipshit. certainly not enough to decide when it's played.

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@found_it_funny keep in mind that the paper straw still comes in a plastic wrapper.

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@benbackupbackup because if there's one thing the CIA is known for, it's always telling the truth.

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@MoronMining that's a really cool sticker... plastered onto a $40 Stanley limited edition pink tumbler.

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@KILLTOPARTY not conventionally pretty?

are you gay?

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@ywomendeservles she doesn't have either.

she goes to bed every night alone dreaming about getting SA'd by a minitour with a harem.

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@alphafox you dumb cunts chose the bear.

enjoy.