Hi Twitter,
My name is Wadsworth Harvey Oberg, but you can call me Capt. Harv. I don't know if you know this or not, but I'm a pilot. Probably the best pilot. I've made some videos to help you be a better pilot and person. You're welcome.
https://t.co/3oZx5DqjAm
As an important public figure I feel obliged to make public my position on this critical issue. Yes, you should definitely fly instead of drive for your next vacation. #avgeek#aviation
Wanna meet Mrs. Capt. Harv? She helps me delicately deliver “the talk” about the (aviation) birds and the bees. https://t.co/BwSuqWm6CJ #genav#avgeek#awkward
Look, @SeeEricGo , if you’re ungrateful that I’ve announced a new line of aviator skin care, then I’ll take you off my exclusive email list. Some people…jeez #genav#avgeek
I sense shenanigans afoot! I returned from a dinner break to find the cameras had been running and Mrs. Capt. Harv in MY CHAIR! My upcoming holiday videos may have been compromised… #GenAv#AvGeek#Aviation
Pshaw! Poppycock!! Balderdash!!! Here’s the RIGHT opinion! Oh, wait…I just realized the author owns the hangar I live, er, occasionally hang out in. Never mind.
Yeah, sticks of wood are a kind of fossil fuel, but they are unleaded. And yes, a steam engine can spin a propeller. Now, enough of your pesky questions.
https://t.co/3c12igFtKD
Ever wonder if your smooth captain’s voice on the radio is as impressive as mine? Watch this and find out (this is where you say “Wilco.”) https://t.co/CWW2zAcrxh #avgeek#genav#aviation
Well well well…I see that @Redbird_Flight is further acknowledging my legitimacy as THE foremost authority in aviation. https://t.co/rXDWYy3Jw8 You’re welcome. #genav#avgeek
Those who are considering learning to fly airplanes have many questions and concerns.
Here is my patented two-step plan:
1) Get started.
2) Don’t stop.