Crazy Pirate

Trying to make sense of the world, but failing miserably.

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@signulll Gotta keep the ongoing enshittifacation of all the software upto date

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@thesundaysport Don't worry, they're on strike.

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@FaytuksNetwork Getting ready for TACO Tuesday!
Should have finished the job then a ceasefire.
Let Bibi have free reign to do the business.

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@DPJHodges Don't worry, Tony Blair is next to Downing Street!

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

Insider trading in all its glory.
Don't tell me about greedy corrupt politicians & their cohorts.
Same all over the world!
A curse on them all

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: According to our analysis, ~$920 million worth of crude oil shorts were taken 70 minutes before an Axios report claimed the US and Iran were near a "14-point" deal to end the war.

At 3:40 AM ET today, nearly 10,000 contracts worth of crude oil shorts were taken without any major news.

This is equivalent to ~$920 million in notional value, an unusually large trade for 3:40 AM ET.

At 4:50 AM ET, just 70 minutes later, Axios reported that the US is "close" to a "memorandum of understanding" to end the Iran War.

By 7:00 AM ET, oil prices had fallen over -12% with these crude oil shorts gaining approximately +$125 million.

Minutes later, Iran launched the "Persian Gulf Strait Authority" and oil prices surged +8%.

What just happened?

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@Fatbaldbloke1 Yeah, but no money /kickbacks for the Government's freeloaders!

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@disclosetv The biggest con trick going. It's about control and raising taxes to line politicians pockets

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@disclosetv Time for another conference!

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@TheInsiderPaper

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@ThrillaRilla369 Politicians, actually paid to fck things up & make something bad worse

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@BROKENBRITAIN0 If he lasts that long 🤡🤡

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@TheInsiderPaper Send the Iranian tankers through first, crewed by their armed forces. Win win!

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@disclosetv The UK will provide the tea & biscuits, but only after clearance from the human rights lawyers.

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@PlanetOfMemes Shrinkflation in action even in outer space

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@thesundaysport The Guardian would have said exactly the same about the invention of the wheel! Let's stay in the cave folk, nothing to see outside.

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@FaytuksNetwork Get the duct tape out boys

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@profstonge Absolutely disgusting & evil. The morons even suggesting this should be the first in line to taste their own medicine.

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@WallStreetMav Shhhh don't tell the Houtis

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@nikitabier Get rid of monetization, kill off the bots

[Crazy Pirate @capt_son]

@Fatbaldbloke1 Nurse, nurse he's out of the ward and on the computer again.