Captain Toad

ready for adventure! | #ParodyAccount NOT AFFILIATED WITH NINTENDO | 18 | main @hi_im_oats | #KingdomParodies | also @floor_ice_cream

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

i know what i need to do. i need to see the world. i can’t keep sitting here, trying to relive the glory days. i need to go out and do it. wahoo!

//comment where i should go. i have lots of ideas but help me out

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

//i always loved inside story but holy crap i put a lot of time into this game

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

//that goes for this account too

[Pit @floor_ice_cream]

//sorry i haven’t been active. preparing to move to college

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

this. this wins

[Pit @floor_ice_cream]

“spit” was by far the worst name i’ve ever been called

[_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_]

Just saw this on TV and I’m screaming

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

boobies

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

@UnofficalMrMr that’s where you find the most interesting treasure

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

oh boy, @KingdomParodies beach day!

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

//do it do it go follow

[Pit @floor_ice_cream]

//can we get this account to 100 followers on its first real day of existence?!?

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

//i’m gonna focus on @floor_ice_cream for a bit. hope that’s cool

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

//i promise i won’t shove it down your throat but please go follow my second parody

[Pit @floor_ice_cream]

some stuff about me!

-i’m the faithful servant to the goddess palutena
-i love all kinds of foods! burgers, floor ice cream, you name it!
-i wish i could fly but it’s ok, i get lots of cardio
-i can’t wait to have lots of PUN on this app
-i’m quite the charmer if i do say so

[Pit @floor_ice_cream]

sorry to keep you waiting!

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

@BasementIsaac @TriiiKurrDurr @KingdomParodies @mrkingdom69 yo holy crap i’m dead!

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

//inactive today as i prepare to start a NEW parody in addition to toad.

it’s a surprise

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

“fighters pass 2 needs to end with a bang”

my guy…fighters pass 1 ended with BYLETH

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

@BasementIsaac we don’t ask questions

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

i wanna parody a different character in addition to toad. should i?

[Captain Toad @capt_toad]

captain’s log: day idk

this seems like a nice place to stay. but i think i’ll do what i do best and find the treasure!