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no miners!!!

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New Twitter follower. My power grows.

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I would like to apologize to all my fans but I will be deleting this app as I no longer wish to associate with the flagrant racism, bigotry and censorship that has overrun this website as of late. I don’t know who taught these people to act this way but I no longer want part, bye

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@Sackboy__ Real recognizes real

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Just seen someone say “cringe central” I’m closing the app

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@Sackboy__ It gets a little annoying but so far it’s made my timeline a little more palatable (but it’s still twitter so you have to keep that in mind)

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@Sackboy__ “But he made gra-“ DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HE SAID!?!?!? HOW CAN PEOPLE DEFEND THAT?

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@sseratanzna @doctor_seme

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How are 3 of the 5 replies to this all saying she looks like a LAMP? 😭😭😭

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“Ada Wong pussy. Do NOT tweet that!”
-@I_winTry

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Unboxed a pretty expensive cs skin a few days ago and now I’m getting friend requests from bots who are TRADE BANNED asking for trade requests

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@Sackboy__ I don’t remember, I was 4 😔

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@GlomiiPolygon Hold on mf, ain’t you taller than me?

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@GlomiiPolygon Buy some new legs

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Just got recommended a pirat nation tweet 😔

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Ex told me a year after we broke up that now she “needs someone to talk to.” Good luck with that 🙏

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“One time I drank Diet Pepsi and I got so scared that I had to go to the fda website”
-@I_winTry

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“I may have just had a revelation, put that one in the Bible”
-@I_winTry

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“I think it just hit the books”
-@I_winTry

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“Nowadays I’m so loose I could slip down a barstool”
-@I_winTry