b3ll4 (*´ω`*)

whimsical, hilarious, sexy, conniving, 1 million IQ, talented and humble

[b3ll4 (*´ω`*) @captain7pants]

first off i wanna apologize to not a single one of you mfs because this is my world u just living in it! go to hell!

[Charles 🍉 @cargilethmighty]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!! HARRY HARLOW MACAQUE VS LITTLE ALBEERRTTTTTT BEGIN!!!

[rune sword @runesword1]

verily indeed, brother. For Thou scroll. large endowments, exposed backside, halfling merchant carriage accidents, flying over the reigns, knob frotting, town guard legs sliced off, it’s For Thou it’s brave

[b3ll4 (*´ω`*) @captain7pants]

just can’t enjoy the world cup to the same extent as i did the nba playoffs. it’s like watching reels vs. youtube. my attention span and dopamine reward systems are fucked

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[bug girl @buggirl]

immediately started beating their skulls with HAMMERS😭
society’s weakest links

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[b3ll4 (*´ω`*) @captain7pants]

@thuryxfd @viortura (^__^)>~*

[b3ll4 (*´ω`*) @captain7pants]

@TripMcneely2222 @twowayshai came here to say this 😭😭

[૮.◜ᵕ◝ ྀིა @maciqiumi]

The San Antonio Spurs advance to the western conference finals!!!

[b3ll4 (*´ω`*) @captain7pants]

@maciqiumi yesss :3

[b3ll4 (*´ω`*) @captain7pants]

son

[maha @mahaaaay]

i would die for my country san antonio

[Xenpu @DstanfordHenry]

My shoulder angel and devil frenching as I get choice paralysis in the soap aisle

[acquired hell boy @crybbfannypack]

sisyphus will never know the weight of eternally carrying a pair of big naturals

[b3ll4 (*´ω`*) @captain7pants]

amen!

[rina @urrrinal]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas