Michael Norton

The best Cinematographer in my house. Not the best speller

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@fiercebeer the only thing better than this beer is my beautiful baby sitting opposite me - I love you

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@benjikirk ‘Naw pal’ is the rest of them

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@RossMilne3 Hi hun how you doin? Hey do you like milkshakes and tights? Well I have a business opertunity for you. It’s called tight shakes. Pure organically filtered shakes strained through a pair of green tights. Could I set you up for a 6 month subscription so you can be a bossbae two?

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@RossMilne3 Do you stay 2 metres apart and burn your outside clothes afterwards?

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@benjikirk I’ve been asking for this for years

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@RossMilne3 The office politics is mad there to be fair

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@RossMilne3 I am following this story with passion

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@__alannahnorton @benjikirk is required

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@__alannahnorton There’s a ladder in the garage

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@RossMilne3 I got a text saying I’m in a free roaming location in New York

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@benjikirk The bit with blue ted is great

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@benjikirk @__alannahnorton It was OG Xbox and very much in the bin

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@nnnyyy_ Neigh gid ae

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@benjikirk Said the hefty Catholic

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@benjikirk They were judging because you haven't seen it thrice

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

Try to go down an up escalator just to prove to the world what a clever guy I am

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

A reminder that if you're shopping on boxing day you are an irreconcilable cunt. Double if you fucking want to return anything.

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

Gotta love first buses. Is this the half hour late one that didn't show up or is this the ten minute late one? Adds a bit of fun to the journey and that

[Michael Norton @captainCaper]

@benjikirk Past you hated the idea of it and tried to gain enough weight to get out of it. I was there.

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