captainSupremo

ME ME ME!

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@dunnyyyyy47 @StephenWDave willing to offer a tantalising 43-1. 100-1 if pictures are provided. #bigmoneybets #captainknowsbest

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Taking bets on who will be the first of @dunnyyyyy47 @StephenWDave to smash through the whale Evans. 3-1 and 2-1 respectively. #moneyonstevo

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@zackfagg150 rumours are your punching outrageously but are failing to convert properly. Get a grip man and stick in it her. #slapitupher

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@RossWalpole11 heard your hitting on girls younger than your batting average #getagrip #grassonthewicket #16islegal #underage

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@tomgclarke without doubt the poorest net performance I have ever seen. Don't even think you would get in a 6th team at the minute #crapbat

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Class day out with @WorcuniCRICKET hearing rumours @jackfarrant95 was clocked at 58mph. Thought you bowled/chucked gas. #someonetellinglies?

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Gonna scrub up and look good today as paul beard is there with his camera #BestDressed 400 photos of me. #Mememe

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@FishFlaps28 man up you peasant

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@newi93 faggot. Should be playing cricket. Dont worry looks like i will have to win us the game again #AsUsual #StandardProcedure

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@AlexBadgerWoods @BigDicksTactics clearly not quite got the presence like i do #IBowlWhenIWant #NotWhenImTold

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I may not be a footballer but im still confused as to why Roy Hodgson hasnt picked me for Brazil. #MakesNoSense #ThereGoesOurHopes

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@Paulnico199 I hear you are the man to idolise when trying to get under the batsmens skin #AnyTips

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. @KeenShween I have a lot of time for this. dont get too cocky though. we all know im the one and only round here.....

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. @AlexBadgerWoods @BigDicksTactics i may need to get invlovled here to teach you all a lesson.....#GetAGrip #ImTheSheriffRoundTheseParts

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@AneeshKapil22 @J_B_Hammond Parody? i dont know the meaning of the word. I am Jack Elijah Brian Biddulph #CaptainSupremo

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@GraemeWhiles Pipe the fuck down graeme. who do you think you are? ill tell u, NOBODY, u r nobody #BalanceRestored #CaptainsStickTogether

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Theres No I in Team, however there is a Team in 'Captain Supremo' #JustSaying #TeamBiddulph

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New Club debut, i got a duck and bowled one over for 16 runs, no wonder we didnt win. Always down to me #GiveOthersAGo #PerformWhenIWant

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. @jackchaffey If i was to touch you then youd be burnt you pussy #SmokingHot #HumanTorch #ManUp

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Why did nobody bid for me to play in the IPL, oh i know because they couldnt afford me #IWouldTearThisShitUp #RawTalent