One more day as someone who’s not acting their age, despite my near-white hair clearly getting April Fooled into thinking it. But I’m still not buying it.⏳🤣🎂
@rainbowlollies My grandmother was a voracious mystery reader. Her friend ran the local library and slipped her new books before they were even cataloged. Grandma returned them days later—every one finished. Even Evelyn Wood would’ve wished she could read that fast. 😁
@MbarkCherguia With the rarest exception, any comedian who vanishes once you remove extreme crude subjects, ideology, comedic vanity, and weak timing, delivery, or creativity is not funny.
Over Christmas, I’ll watch my favorite specials. Just realized my top 3—Scrooge (Alistair Sim), Blackadder’s Christmas Carol, and A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong—are all based on the same story. It only took a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Specials to reveal it to me. 👻
There’s nothing like wriggling on your back under a pre-lit Christmas tree with a voltage tester, hunting for that one bulb nestled deep within the branches that the cat managed to loosen.