Ben Captain

It never ends.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

FTF!!!!

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

All Killer No Filler is one of the best albums ever.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@emjo_mahane @rstoker14 How does that even happen?

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

I just looked down and realized I’m wearing 3 completely different shades of blue.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@emjo_mahane @elizabethhross I think my favorite part of this is how early you start to open your mouth. As soon as Elizabeth’s head starts moving, your mouth opens like that’s a reasonable time to expect the liquid lmao😂😂

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@emjo_mahane I’m going to show you this tweet the next time there’s a spider on the ceiling.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@DruryMikey Nah, homie. I just like to drink and have fun with my friends. Lol come over soon.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@DruryMikey Groovy. Gotcha, pal. Not trying to be confrontational, just was hoping you’d clarify. Have a good one, homie.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@1075thefan No.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@DruryMikey How long is he going to have to study to develop a similar understanding as all of the people who developed the vaccine?

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@Sarah_Smiled What’s the Venmo and I how much do I owe you for this tweet?

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@A_kamara6 please hang out with me.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

Shout out @TedGinnJr_19. Still some of the fastest wheels in the league

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

Yo, fuck Hardee’s.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@rstoker14 @ColtonCrypto @keator_711 You calling Colton hot really kind of taints what I think Keaton was trying to accomplish here lmao that dude’s ugly asf

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump's tax bill in 2017: $750
Elon Musk's tax bill in 2018: $0
Amazon's tax bill in 2018: $0
Average American's tax bill in 2017: $12,200

We've got a tax code that is rigged in favor of the rich and large corporations. The time for them to pay their fair share is NOW.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

Got it? Good. Now get inside.

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@ColtonCrypto I feel responsible for the clarification tweet. Lmao

[Ben Captain @captain_benn]

@emjo_mahane It stings less after the 60th time.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.”

“Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.”