hyperactive and tired

Tall & Quirky? ask me about my fun facts. Ask me.

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

men want to be him, doctors want to check his metabolic levels

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

i love a hose

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@RTS__x Toxic behavior

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

The blue walls, the need basketball on the door, slim shady playing in the background, this was a win for all of us past and present

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

NO WAY

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@RTS__x a statement no one has ever put into writing until now

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Such a funny turnaround @RTS__x

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@RTS__x Please lord let me stream this game with you on the weekends hahaha

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@RTS__x I just almost fainted and threw up at work

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

shut up and dance with me will cause such a commotion every time within the 20-25 age range

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@QueerEye 😢

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

Where tf do bats go in the winter?

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@paymypal Oh fuck I need that parm and mozz back

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@RTS__x What romantic time

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@RTS__x I would hope so.. you did write hotline bling

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@RTS__x For real. I’m out here behaving like a rat today in public

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

This is my resume @gucci

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

how do I apply to be the new creative director for @gucci

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

I’m big into sweater vests, silver accents and finely pressed pants rn put me in coach

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@violinbee01 Get a good green juice in me, 7-14 days of me following my skincare routine and a hell of a pep talk and I could be potentially

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

@lenasabrewing Act like?

[hyperactive and tired @captain_burke]

It’s not a gathering. It’s not a party. It’s not a cute meet and greet. It’s a spiritual journey. Its the Forrest Gump nationwide run of our generation. Brings a tear to my eye

[smooth recess @AlexiconTom]

40 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken