captain_catsup

A heroic cat enjoying a long deserved retirement from a career as a superhero, crime fighter. Now sharing his memoirs and wisdom from an adventuresome life.

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@Mario_Sneh Sounds more like the other kids parents can't afford take out and stopped cooking for their kids. I think he was jealous.

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@EmilySm43 If its a restaurant rin by cows, the waiter

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@EmilySm43 What was the service like?

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@HenMazzig I'm just amazed they let him in

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@jk_rowling I thought with your concerns about top surgery, you opposed damaging busts

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@DreyfusJames I think there's a sort of struggle envy. That people look at activists who faced real physical, legal or career ending battles in the pre2020s and are jealous.

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@jk_rowling I bet it was actually a bunch of bearded dudes who like making ceramics, who are wandering what they did wrong?

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@SlickRick00666 @jk_rowling Using a meme of a confused and senile old man as a meme, may not be the flex you think it is....

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@jk_rowling @IndiaWilloughby Irans superior trans rights means offering gay Iranians gender reassignment or death

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@daddyhope The chilling thing is he didn't print it, a staffer did. So no one is saying "no" to him ever, like a mad bavarian prince. What happens when he starts wanting to arm his fantasy victims?

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@EtanSmallman @GaryLineker Gotcha!

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.@GaryLineker sharing a lecture on what Zionism is supposed to be... complete with rat emoji.

Jews being compared to vermin. To quote a highly paid sports host: This is language that is not dissimilar to that used by Germany in the 30s.

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@WUTangKids Is she about to click her heels together and escape to kansas?

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#goldcrackers why was the clown cold at Xmas? Starmer stole his winter fool allowance

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@HabibKhanT Read an article that Chinese women influencers are welcome as they have diplomatic relations with china

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#cameronisapie

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Jurrasic world? Jurrasic shite

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Kudos #davidcameron for shagcam joke

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Exactly 4 years ago today! via @timehop http://t.co/d9unijW7Jp

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@SFXmagazine dr who review http://t.co/wwvbRfv8QE love the mag been buying it since issue 1