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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

You'll never be this alive

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[HeatWaveAU @captain_flat]

@cincinnatusaz @allie__voss Too busy inventing water

[HeatWaveAU @captain_flat]

@raskolniklove @allie__voss Hate to break it to you pal but ultra pure water needs to be used in the manufacturing of ALL microchips. Yes including your, phone, Xbox, car, watch etc. might as well just throw all that shit into the lazy river too.

[HeatWaveAU @captain_flat]

@cincinnatusaz @allie__voss They made this water in a lab

[Orm @orm0nde]

The most islamophobic shitposter on this website would struggle to come up with something like this

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

I don’t like when hasan piker tweets about the NBA. it’s not for him.

[William D. Hendrix @SpecificNY]

This is the picture CNN is going to use when his Boeing 737 goes missing over some random island in the Philippines

[HeatWaveAU @captain_flat]

@HawkEmDownChris

[Autumn ᛉꑭ @terminaltard]

incomprehensible discourse

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Knicks definitely should lean on Sochan’s intel these Finals. No player in the league was better at holding Wemby back than him.

[Zay✨ @ZAYYYTHEGOAT]

They would’ve lost in 3

[chad @chasedbywasps]

as a man, once you get into your late 20s/early 30s you really have to grow up and start focusing on gaming and the gym

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

THEY BEAT THE BRAIDS OFF THIS NIGGA LMFAO?

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

First terrorist denied entry into the UK Award.