captain pitori

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[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Life is already hard enough, having a kid would send me to a psych ward.

[Corbin_001 @Corbin_001]

Who give this yansh permission to be moving like this? 😭😂

[Lungeka Mavundla  @MavundlaLungeka]

@Luke88ZA Funny thing non of them are in their own country😭😭 1 is in Canada, the other Australia and another in USA

[COZY🎧 @_LUYOLO_MPITI_]

Nibhebhe guys yimbi le weather.

[Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh @SizweMpofuWalsh]

Sim Dope. 🫡

It was our twenty-year class reunion last night.

[Dear Men. @Dea_rMen]

Zinc in the morning.
Magnesium at night.
Vitamin D with your first meal.

30 days.
Then tell me supplements don’t matter. 🔥

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

Sol T Plaatje passed away 94 years ago on this day. Listen to the voice of Sol Plaatje in this first recording of "Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika", made on October 16, 1923, in London, England, by Sol T Plaatje himself, accompanied by Sylvia Colenso on the piano.

[🌐 @ttfalor]

when is God blessing me with a beautiful airhead man

[pablo @bhulu_elimnyama]

“ im too busy to watch another man chase a soccer ball. id rather watch a podcast about making money. ”

who do you people think you are, mara ???????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.

[CineVow @cinevow]

Jake Gyllenhaal eating alone

[2 ⭐️GUBZ🇿🇦🇵🇹 @VhoGubz]

Czech Republic 1:2 South Africa

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

If you and I didn’t work out, please don’t ruin my opportunities with your friends. 🙏🏽

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

all women with a fat ass have the same personality

[Alyosha Karamazov🌸 @alyssa_lite]

One thing about Durban girls? Banezinqa yoh

[A-REECE. @reece_youngking]

Kendrick Lamar - "Real" | 👌

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

How does it feel as a guy when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?

[captain pitori @captain_pitori]

@PfunzoRams @Knick_RSA The person that posted this is a Dr 😳😳
There’s no hope

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

Uncle has never seen this nonsense before he’s just as shocked as me