Freddie (they/them)

Monogamy, gender and growing up are capitalist emotions and I'm far too busy to waste my time on them. They/them.

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TERFs don't follow me, you're gross and I hate you

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@_arctic__fox_ @redditships before you said this I had missed the 24f and just fully assumed from the post that it was a man

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@BadMedicalTakes what gender magic do these people believe in to think it's somehow exclusive to women?

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@matilda_jt this is so weird because they put me on them and then never asked any questions ever again, for years, which was also bad in a different way

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@BadMedicalTakes if you can die from simply touching a tiny amount of it, how would anyone ever take it recreationally without being dead just from picking it up?

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@bice_mx @BadMedicalTakes one with gnomes in it that was the first clue

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@PeopleOfUK I did 21 days of covid quarantine two years ago, a week would be a piece of cake 🤣

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@BadMedicalTakes how does this ridiculous idea keep circulating? it's surely obvious that oxytocin isn't limited to women and that you can't use it up

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@_cosmicangst giving that vibe of being at Pride trying not to run into your exes

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@BernieTranders you ask someone "what matters more, someone being happy or that person having huge breasts" and for some reason some people are like "put the breasts back on!!!!"

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@celeryseller yes every week a new slight variation comes out

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I don't wear women's jeans so I guess it doesn't matter but what's the difference between "boyfriend jeans" (a more masculine fit) and "ex-boyfriend jeans" (????) you're already not giving them back they're your jeans you bought them in the women's department

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the worst Mandela Effect is if there's an alarm in Daydream Believer or not. there is, it's just several seconds later than people remember and they all turn it off before they get there and then say it's gone

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@PatoCantonDJ sorry you can't even get one person to shag you but try growing up and then maybe you could pull

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@matilda_jt some people want to be seen as good people but they also desperately want to bully someone so they just look for a socially acceptable target

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@pervocracy I'm sorry, I can't remember what the title was 😬 if it hasn't sold when I'm next in I'll try to find out

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@pervocracy I saw a preschool book at my work that was about emotions and honestly I felt like it was covering ground I was never taught and am still learning. I'm so glad kids get to learn this stuff now

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@BadMedicalTakes 7-8% is a very specific amount for something they made up

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@CharlieJGray same! asmr shouldn't count towards music

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@MindOfGraham she's taking care of you let her stay