Captain Sadface

Bikes, Newport County, Dragons, Newcastle United, Las Vegas Raiders.

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

It wasn’t just PSG that won tonight, it was a win for football

Arsenal’s dead anti-football has bought every single domestic referee all season but not tonight

Europe is wise to it and they got found out

I guess you could say Arsenal are……

SECOND AGAIN, OLE OLE

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

"You'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for me."- German teacher with low self esteem.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

One of best toys from the 80s (that I never owned 😢) the Tiny Turnin' Turbo...

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

🙃

[Pete Graves @PeteGravesTV]

Promised myself I'd keep my head down, but I can't.
If some of you can't see that 2 champions league campaigns and an actual trophy, the best day of our lives, doesn't buy you the time to put it right? Then I'm at a loss. I really am. 🖤🤍

[Captain Sadface @captain_sadface]

@LeeHarris @DPJHodges They should be looking at McSweeney's current phone, even a single WhatsApp message from anyone that pre-dates the theft would disprove the highly likely BS claim that there were no backups.

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

This from @Geoffrey_Cox was titanic - a truly beautiful speech.

He outshone those sat opposite. They could only watch. And nervously laugh.

This should be seen by every new MP to understand what they do, & every new barrister to understand what we do.

[Captain Sadface @captain_sadface]

@NUFCThreatLevel Remember when the league changed the rules about coaches on the touchline so Jason Tindall couldn't wind people up because of all of Newcastle's 'dark arts'? Now arsenal are doing it it's all fine of course and we've become very passive.

[John Davidson @johnnyddavidson]

@TclurFancy Kenya, I'm an Australian sports journalist. I'm not a Scottish man with Tourette's Syndrome.

We just have the same name.

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

Did VAR know the rules? @FA_PGMOL @footballontnt #NUFC

[John Stepek @John_Stepek]

Have to say this accords with my gut feeling about AI, though I fully acknowledge that it's little comfort for those working in the areas most disrupted by this new "tool". (Note, Affleck uses some sweary words - typical Hollywood type! - so maybe wait until after the watershed)

[Ted Nguyen @FB_FilmAnalysis]

Happy annual Raiders new coach introductory press conference day to all that celebrate

[Premier League Match Centre (Parody) @PL_Match_Centre]

#TOTNEW - 45”

VAR OVERTURN

After review we can see that Joe Willocks hair is offside

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

@BBCNews Perhaps you could report on the Rape Gang Inquiry instead?

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

A speed reading training video starts at 300 words per minute and ends at 900 words per minute.

I was able to understand this entire video the first time it was present.

Could you?

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[Raiders Report Mitchell Renz @MitchellRenz365]

FIRE JOSH MCDANIELS @Raiders

[Alan D Miller @alanvibe]

The Home Office is at it again!

Home Office in fresh push for back door into Apple user data

2nd order seeking access to cloud! @Apple

The Technocrats want access to everything as well as peddling Digital Id

Public must have privacy from Government -
not constant surveillance! No!

[Raider Posts @RaiderPosts]

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