Caractacus 🌵

Yes, Caractacus is my real name

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

The Browns are really going to make me cheer for Shedeur aren’t they.

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

If you don’t say “big stretch” to your dog, do you really love your dog?

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

Ed Sheeran is to weddings what Mariah Carey is to Christmas.

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Why is Wilson the 2 behind Dart? Why not have Jameis be the 2? He’s at least entertaining to watch play in the event Dart goes down

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

LIONS TAKE DOWN THE KING AND COMPANY IN PRIMETIME 🦁

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

lol what is a defense

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Bijan Giveaway!

RT for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson jersey!

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

From @themikepenix to you, Dirty Birds

RT for a chance to win this signed jersey!

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

What if sometime around harambe, the world ended and we just didn’t know it.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

FOX has updated their score bug for the 2025 NFL season:

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

Floop?

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🐐 deserves to be in the HOF

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Happy birthday, Jason Hanson! 🥳

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

Bring back Guys Grocery Game

[HBO Max @hbomax]

What is dead may never die. HBO Max coming this summer. Same app, new-ish name.

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Jet Giveaway ✈️

Repost for a chance to win this signed @juliojones_11 jersey!

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

The cinematic masterpiece that is Megamind

[¢αℓєχ @_calex]

I need a movie where the v¡llain actually won

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2 of my 3 favorite @Lions players are a kicker and punter. Make it make sense.

3rd being @JoiqueBell and I wear that jersey with pride.

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

@zacharywillhite My best guess with no real understanding is so the plaque with the description is at the average eye height because there isn’t room for it to go next to the portrait.

Or so that it’s visible for more people if they are behind each other.

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

Having a dog that does do car rides well and also needing to drive 1+ hour to the nearest 24hr ER vet alone after midnight was not a fun experience.

[Caractacus 🌵 @captain_stall]

@zacharywillhite Throw kingdom hearts in there after

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This is feeling eerily similar to the ravens game last year.