Aly Crawford

blended baby 🇵🇷

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

But surely the next cup of coffee will be the one to cure my anxiety.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

No one is singing about shawty anymore. What happened to her?

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

@wileyatl I’m a daily listener and need you to drop 15+ song albums.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

The French had them in the guillotine for less.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

BREAKING: We're getting an expansion!

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[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

I’m so much braver than Charlie Kirk.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who don’t belong. Praying for all involved

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

So this is 15.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

I’m in the process of weaning off all my medications because I can’t afford them anymore. But this is very exciting for him 🫶🏼

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

No job. No bills. No responsibilities. Just rolling around snorting on the floor on Sunday morning.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

Can they not just pull themselves up by the bootstraps? It’s not my job to help get others out of debt.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

Doing my part to bring Wiley from Atlanta mainstream by forcing everyone in my car to listen to Run My Mouth on repeat.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

I think it’s actually so good that everything is expensive and completely unattainable.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

Recommended a funny podcast to a coworker and I’ve been staring at him from across the room all morning to check if he’s laughing.

[b @wwxwashere]

show me the tumblr post that altered your brain’s chemistry

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

San Quentin prison holds their first ever father-daughter prom, for some inmates it was the first time they’ve ever spent face to face time with their daughters ❤️

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

I do have to wonder why the All Lives Matter crowd does not include immigrants in that statement.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

If you’re stupid

[El Norte Recuerda @Vanessid]

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

I know we bombed the Middle East (again) but at least the White House has that car dealership flag pole now.