Wade Wilson

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[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Haha fuck you I did it again. #deadpool2

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Also where the fuck have I been?

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Never hook up with an Emirates flight attended names Velma. Next thing you know you’re on a red-eye to Nepal, and you can’t feel your testicles.

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Holy fuck

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

It's 4/20
Make sure to leave out Mountain Dew and pot brownies for Snoop Dogg.

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Did you know I can sing! Holy shit ikr! Suck it Emma Watson. https://t.co/351RkNdBpX

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Happy excuse to destroy your liver day! #StPatricksDay

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Hey twatter.

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

@RealHughJackman i don't care what your bones are made of. I'll make sure you never shit right Jean Valjean.

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

@RealHughJackman and so are stingrays.

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

@RealHughJackman well you got another thing coming Steve Irwin. Because revenge is a bitch and so am I.

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

@RealHughJackman you saw that ol Wade got the R rated movie and had to shit on his glorious parade with another R RATED SUPERSHIT MOVIE!

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

@RealHughJackman don't pretend I'm not still pissed at you for @WolverineMovie

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Oh it's on you cock faced koala fucker. https://t.co/pEpIT72jHC

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

Really...Guy ... Really?!@VancityReynolds https://t.co/HL0bv16rhC

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

@ArmyCoreyTaylor they wanted to get me a butt double. But I just wasn't having it.

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Have you not clicked the link yet? You fucking better. Do you know hard it is to change inside a phone booth?

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Omg I retweeted myself. That's like so cool! I feel like a real douche bag! That or like R. Kelly. Just less 13 year olds. #sorry https://t.co/Q16Tdl2lU6

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Munchkins the new teaser trailer for #Deadpool2 is out! N- no, really. What do you think I'm Steve Harvey? https://t.co/tq2mZrbT7D

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Munchkins the new teaser trailer for #Deadpool2 is out! N- no, really. What do you think I'm Steve Harvey? https://t.co/tq2mZrbT7D

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

Lol #oscars

[Wade Wilson @captain_wade_]

It's game over man. #BillPaxton