Captain Bathroom🍟

I am the reincarnation and the life. I will unify the nations. Witness the power and the glory. I love all of you. 💫

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I am righteous humility. I am wisdom. I am the touch of death and the kiss of life. My undisputed existence is continual and my continuing existence is indisputable. I can tell you the story of your sister.

#gntmgr #KZNEABlackCarpet #ositaiheme #MOTHERFUCK #gloryholemovement

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@ShadowXLaw1 @TekkenAotearoa

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@claire_svastics

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@claire_svastics wanna go watch terrifier 3 and laugh at anybody who thinks it’s scary?

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@OnlyMyKingGamer @AmbiVerse_art @RevClownn @JackSkyWriting

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@3RF___ Want to see a picture I drew of sin Kiske beating off while eating sum turkey because I drew that

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@Rooflemonger Plot twist: Raider is Bear after six shots of Yukon Jack and a couple of nitrous can huffs.

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@bakooljaja The tactical jacket glam is nice too. PvP reward. Wear it.

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@PRADAXBBY @CapricuntofCats 2025

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@Rooflemonger Don’t ruin my dreams!

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@ShadowXLaw1

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@OSRyanHunter @EbonicPlagueBB I’m really fuckin specific about the type of chair I like and how I sit when I play. I sit semi sideways, chair backwards, leaned towards the desk or table I have my stick on, and play with my arms draped over.

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@senabryer Thank you for the clarification. I was afraid for a moment.

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@senabryer How the fuck does the presidential election not really concern you?

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@smileygene0920

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@ShadowXLaw1 Couple thousand bucks every few months to hit up a tourney and get a quick shot of dopamine doesn’t make up for lacking when you’re not on the stick. Or hitbox.

Wanna win? Be top tier irl before you pick your top tier FGC main. You’ll never regret it.

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@3RF___

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@KobSnake @LightStriderAP This. This is his archetype.