Kate 🥨

This account is actually ran by Meatball (she/her)

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

What the fuck

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

It’s always trust your gut but my gut is noodles

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

When I started dating a man after years of being an out lesbian, I expected pushback from the community I had built around me. The only pushback was from my ex girlfriend. Sometimes labels are just labels. Happy 3 years to Alex and I!

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

Biggest shoutout to Olivia Rodrigo’s backup dancer who’s corset fully came off in the back and who didn’t bat an eye

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

What the fuck

[r/StardewValley @rStardewValley]

1.6 Will Most Likely Be Adding Prairie Island

posted by u/Russ_Guss_Doodles. Post url: https://t.co/l96vyMXT5i #StardewValley #Stardew

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

@SamSecGuy @SavLovesSwift I was born after Columbine. I didn’t vote for shit

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

Some days I’m a girlboss and some days I’m bursting into tears randomly at work because I feel like a fraud

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

This year, I am so grateful I was able to spend time with @callmemasonn and @abbie_tru. They unfortunately lost their apartment in Sunnyside Queens just a couple days before Christmas in a 5 alarm fire, which displaced over 150 people. I have their gofundme linked in my bio

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Merry Christmas (and a happy feast of the winter star)

[Sanshee @ EVO Booth E63 @TeamSanshee]

It’s harvest time in Pelican Town! 🍏✨ Where are you supposed to rest your head while you’re enjoying all the fruits of your labor? Why on our Official #StardewValley Junimo Pillow Plush of course!

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

@Photomomnason @mas0nnjar Have you listened to her new podcast?

[shan 🔥 @holygroundsound]

an snl skit about swifties that poked fun at us without bashing us in a misogynistic way???? oh we’re finally living in the best timeline

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

Soooo is this dog armor gonna keep my dog from walking straight into lava orrrrr…

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

Can Mojang drop better pathfinding ai for dogs with the armadillo bc I don’t think armor will stop them from walking into lava or right in front of my sword while I’m fighting

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

We’re give or take one year from him remaking the Stanford Prison Experiment.

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

I keep seeing articles about a woman suing Disney after getting a ���wedgie” on a water slide.

To be clear: the woman was injured so badly that her intestines protruded through her abdominal wall & blood gushed out of her.

Disney is trying to downplay her VERY SERIOUS injuries.

[Kate 🥨 @captainbeebo]

Managing to keep something private for 9 months when you’re in the public eye is IMPRESSIVE @KeithHabs. Massive congratulations !!!!

[virgin loser @stonershelb]

Everyone is Progressive until they want to go to Hawaii

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what… I’m supposed to not notice that ????