Ben 🍔

I'm Death for eleven months and Santa Claus for one.
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[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

A biopic of Stevie Ray Vaughan directed by Robert Rodriguez should have been done by now.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

@uscfan981 something nice about Chicago.

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@NewYorkStateAG @spurs @nyknicks

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

@CinemaTweets1 This movie sucks.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

@NBA_NewYork

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

Ha, I was wrong. They do care.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

It's my belief that true
NY Knicks fans don't care who attends the games at MSG.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

Hey NY Knicks fans, have fun in San Antonio,Texas. It may not feel so welcoming this time around for Game 5.
Good Luck.
#Bandidos

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

He should serve in the military,
Not serve prison time.
The right training will enhance his knife skills.
He can learn to protect America.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

How many "celebrity" NY Knicks fans go to San Antonio Game 5 in disguise?

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

Even with an all black jury, he still would have been found guilty.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

Angry NY Knicks fans will force their team to lose the NBA championship. The league doesn't owe anything to the city of NY.
Zero classholes so far.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

Antifa headquarters are in
NYC

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

California knows they are being watched. FAFO will happen. Too big to rig.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Mail-ins arriving before Election Day:
🔵 Bass: 38.1%
🔴 Pratt: 27.9%
🔵 Raman: 20%

Mail-ins arriving after Election Day:
🔵 Raman: 37% (+17% surge)
🔵 Bass: 34.9% (-3% drop)
🔴 Pratt: 19% (-9% drop)

Who are we kidding here? This is fraud.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

10 am
The perfect
Time of the
Day

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

I wonder why the Bears want to move... 🤔

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Welcome to Chicago.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

@TheNBABase Stephen, eat a snickers.
You start yelling like Sam Kinison when ya hangry.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

Indiana Bears?
Why not?
Addison Mavericks
Plano Stars
Arlington Cowboys
Santa Clara 49ers
New Jersey Giants
Vancouver Blazers

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

Spike Lee will now be Texan 1st
New Yorker 2nd.

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

@Breaking911 A-haw haw haw-haw

[Ben 🍔 @CaptainBenagan]

@Hoopss Seriously, why?