Jonathan Brewster

because I need to

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Only 7.5 weeks left of college. Time to unleash full frat mode and truly maximize my potential

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

@RossMartinNC What the hell is a Fully Bossong

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Some yarn is being spun this weekend

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

All heart

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

I get fired up seeing a reel about a player and then looking up his pfr or pbr

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

They should make outdoor stalls at offices so you can shit outside at work

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Whenever I delegate a task to a shmeater at work I think to myself:

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

One of the best parts of going to your parents house is the free double ply toilet paper

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Coach Hegseth right now

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

A few small beers please

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

How do people make money driving uber/ubereats. Makes zero sense

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

2022 Titans would kick the shit out of the 2026 Seahawks

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Spam liking every it’s a wonderful life tweet #donnareedmommy

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

@niallpta Tears

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

B-tier super power:

You can always summon your leftovers from a meal out.

That last bite of your burger or the extra fries you left in the bottom of the bag instantly appear in front of you.

Thinking about that penne alla vodka from last night right now

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Great Sunday

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

I’m going to watch reels all day long

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Yes come over babe, we can watch dancing with the stars tonight…

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

I’m built for bad times. Just got to find my next war

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

Mr. Regal knows I have a burrito in my waistband

[Jonathan Brewster @captainbrew615]

@AustinHuff Worst night of my life - never been so down bad