captain brunch

professional corndog dipper. DM for consulting

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@flips4miles FBA

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@BronzeAgeBot Hello, I'm wondering if anyone can help me find the passage in BAM where he briefly discusses the uprising of the Maccabees

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@chrishardman What if I have one on my car so I seem less suspicious

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@GentlemanLuxxx Link?

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@PeytonElroy I have intuition, guess I'm tranz

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@SolBrah You've never seen me in aviators though, brah

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@DejaRu22 what if im only 5 of these 7 things r we still buddies

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@zybach717 Are u saying that I don't have to jump off a bridge if I bought $link at $36

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I HATE FOLLOWED @dylanmadden FOR A LONG TIME, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESPISED THE GUY (NEVER MET HIM), TURNS OUT HE CARES AND IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE AND IM JUST JEALOUS

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@AlpacaAurelius So is it considered paleo if I drink it straight from the tap

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@shypolitician Chills

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@0x49fa98 That's a big green hog you have my friend love to c it

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Went to school and was under the impression that I was getting a degree in SOCIOLOGY. Little did I know that I actually got my degree in rhetoric

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@ricardo1 Hey man that's not cool. Girl's are very sensitive. Try opening up about your feelings with her over coffee next time, she'll be more turned on by that.

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@jordanbpeterson BUT MY ACADEMIC ADVISOR TOLD ME IT LOOKS GOOD ON A RESUME!

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@waronweakness hate speech ❤️

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@YungSpengler Does this mean the event horizon has been crossed

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True but some of these perverts have good style @tummymuncher

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Anyone with Anime profile is a pervert until proven otherwise

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@MrFourToEight Hey man what's a way to do a food allergy test and get reliable results?