Bhagwadhari Bruno

Portuguese Magnifico

[The Ballrepost | B @ballrepost]

🔥JUST IN : Arsenal legend Thierry Henry on Manchester United spending £150m on Andrey Santos, Youri Tielemans and Carlos Baleba:

🗣️ Thierry Henry: “In a world where clubs are spending hundreds of millions on one or two big names, Manchester United are finally doing something that makes sense. We have to accept this is no longer the process, it's happening,just like it happened for Ronaldo and Al Nassr last season.

“£35m for Tielemans, £50m for Santos and £65m for Baleba. That is £150m on three midfielders, but I don’t look at the number first. I look at what United are building.

“You have Tielemans with the intelligence and passing, Santos with the energy and ability to arrive in the box, and Baleba bringing the physicality and aggression. These are not signings made just for headlines. They are players who can grow together and give United a midfield for years.

“This is how you build a team. You don’t always need to spend £150m on one superstar and hope he fixes everything. Sometimes you spend £150m on three players who solve three different problems.

“Manchester United, this is business. Smart business.”

[UtdTactix @UtdTactix_]

INEOS so far:

• Spent 2 years chasing Dan Ashworth, only to eventually sack him.

• At the end of the season, they conducted an assessment and decided sacking Ten Hag was the best decision for the club.

• Ten Hag wins the FA Cup, and suddenly they change their minds and keep him, only to sack him halfway through the following season anyway.

• They then claimed they had conducted another thorough assessment and concluded Ruben Amorim was the best man for the job.

• Amorim had made it clear from day one that he would play a back three and wouldn't change his system. INEOS agreed and backed the appointment.

• Dan Ashworth reportedly disagreed with the Amorim decision and was subsequently sacked.

• A few months later, INEOS sack Amorim, essentially because he wouldn't abandon the system they knew he was going to play when they hired him.

• They then told fans they would use the remaining six months of the season to find the right, competent manager.

• Six months passed. They did nothing and eventually appointed the interim manager they had already chosen, claiming he was the suitable candidate.

• Now it's August, and that "suitable candidate" has a net spend of around £40m. They aren't even properly backing the manager they supposedly concluded was the best man for the job.

Make of this what you will. #mufc

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[Bhagwadhari Bruno @CaptainBruno18]

@NEDUszn8 Angrl di maria

[Moha @MohaXtra]

🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry congratulating Bruno Fernandes after breaking the Premier League assist record previously held by him and Kevin De Bruyne:

“Records are made to be broken, and if there is one player in modern football who truly deserves this moment, it is Bruno Fernandes. What he has done this season is absolutely extraordinary. To create chances week after week, to carry responsibility every single game, and to still deliver under pressure at the highest level… that is the mark of a world-class player.

When people talk about assists, they often only look at numbers. But real football people understand what it takes to consistently create for others in the Premier League. Vision, intelligence, timing, courage, leadership — Bruno has shown all of it. Breaking a record that stood alongside mine and Kevin De Bruyne’s is not something small. It is history.

I watched many great midfielders in my life, but Bruno has something special about him. He plays with emotion, with passion, and with personality. Even when his team struggles, he never hides. He always demands the ball, always tries to make something happen, and that mentality is rare in football today.

People can debate styles, systems, or eras, but numbers combined with influence never lie. This season, Bruno Fernandes has been the heartbeat of his team. He created magic when it mattered most, and now his name stands alone at the top of Premier League history for assists in a single season.

So from one record holder to another, congratulations Bruno. Enjoy this moment because records like this are remembered forever. Football will always respect creators, and this season, nobody created more than you.” 👏🔥

[Maxwell @utdmax0]

🚨🎙️Defoe on Bruno Fernandes getting talked about more than Arsenal:

“Bruno Fernandes getting talked about more than Arsenal winning the premier league after 22 years is very funny… Arsenal waited for this after many years just for one individual to overshadow them.

Just imagine winning the league in 22 years, and one individual out of no where breaks an all time record and all of a sudden, he is the one getting talked about more… that’s how big Manchester United is.

I’m not saying Arsenal is a small club…” (Laughs)

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Earlier this season, Jamie Carragher on where he thinks Manchester United would finish:

🗣️ Presenter: “Where do you think Manchester United will finish on the table this season?”

🗣️ Jamie Carragher: “My top 6 this season will be Liverpool top, Arsenal 2nd, Man City 3rd, Chelsea 4th, Tottenham 5th, Newcastle 6th.”

🗣️ Presenter: “Where is United?”

🗣️ Carragher: “I think United will finish ninth.”

🗣️ Presenter: “Ninth? That’s a big call.”

🗣️ Carragher: “I just don’t see the consistency, and I don’t think they have enough to compete with the teams above them over a full season.”

🗣️ Presenter: “Fair enough… but if they find momentum, they could surprise a few people.”

[(fan) Alex⁸ @UTDAlex8]

🚨Jamie Carragher on Bruno Fernandes winning POTY:

“They may hate me for this, but I must say it: players like Luis Suárez, Gareth Bale, N’Golo Kanté, and Mohamed Salah have won it without doing half of what Bruno Fernandes is doing now in the league. I think he’s the most disrespected player in the league after Harry Maguire.”

[Bhagwadhari Bruno @CaptainBruno18]

@_onlyscott Alex teles

[Gyokeres Barber 💈✂️ @GyokeresOoc]

Bro decided that wins against ManCity and Arsenal were enough 💈✂️ #ARSMUN

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

Anupama Chopra Writes a Paid Review against Dhurandar

Gets Trolled by Citizens

Realised Sanjeev Goenka is connected to the project

Removed the video from YouTube

Gets Trolled again by Citizens

Guild Issues a statement

The chairman of the Guild is Same Anupama Chopra

Gets Trolled again by Citizens

[®️ @UtdRom]

🚨🎥 For those of you still struggling to understand it, this short video contains a well detailed analysis of what Bruno Fernandes did to set up Bryan Mbeumo for the 4th goal against Brighton. ❤️

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨🗣 - Glenn Murray on Bruno's dummy for Mbeumo's second goal:

"Oh, my word. That is just beautiful, honestly.

"Sometimes, the best thing to do is not touch the football."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’ve heard these same words unironically from people irl so many times

[Krina Chauhan @Krinachauhan03]

Dhruv, I genuinely want to know what went wrong in your childhood. Did your dad not love you? Did he hit your mom, or maybe he hit you? Is that why your entire content is just Modi, BJP, and Hindu-phobia?

[Slimfit @iSlimfit]

Owning a Samsung S25 Ultra should be illegal.

[Vertical Charlie @CharlieVertical]

People with zero knowledge of tunneling should refrain from commenting upon it.

I have seen Austrians and Norwegian tunnel experts shit their pants seeing the geology of the Himalayan region. They thought it was impossible. Tunnels with greater overburden can be counted on a single finger of a hand.

Let me assure you that these are the toughest tunnels to be built anywhere in the world. Lot of science has gone into it with constant design changes at every blast.

Additionally, dewatering of tunnels is a regular phenomenon and is required throughout its lifetime, to reduce hydrostatic, pore pressure etc on the tunnel. You would be surprised to know how much water accumulates inside a mountain. It's like a river system of its own. Especially keep into consideration that this monsoon season has been one of the worst in the recent history.

Stop your propaganda.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

What a fool you are

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Played against a League 2 side with most of our best players yet we still got absolutely cooked

You don’t understand how embarrassing this is😭😭😭