cade captain

thats the way of the world

[cade captain @captaincade]

Ngl I’m itching for a field day rn

[cade captain @captaincade]

If you can establish jester’s privilege early at the function, the world is your oyster

[cade captain @captaincade]

Whole lotta red

[cade captain @captaincade]

Why is internal bleeding even that bad….like isn’t that where the blood is supposed to be

[cade captain @captaincade]

Holy shit, Kendrick’s mind >>>>

[cade captain @captaincade]

Some @the_planejane art on the shower notepad this week 🤫🍔

[cade captain @captaincade]

Jim Morrison would have loved beach house

[cade captain @captaincade]

I hit a stone cold sober Cupid shuffle this year for new years

[cade captain @captaincade]

Ace from One Piece would be such a big RHCP fan

[cade captain @captaincade]

Y’all are about to see me at my most lively if someone brings up Chicken in a Biskits at the function

[cade captain @captaincade]

Does anyone feel like an absolute financial aficionado when they get their #doordash meal under $20?

[cade captain @captaincade]

Woggy slutch

[cade captain @captaincade]

The adults in full house are ridiculously mean to kimmy gibbler

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

springsteen protagonist: i swear to god man this is gonna be the easiest job ever were gonna make so much money

trumpet playing mournfully in the background: you're going to DIE mother fucker

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

I’m the dumbest girl alive

[cade captain @captaincade]

Said rigamarole at work today SUPER casually no one even batted an eye….

[cade captain @captaincade]

I went to get a piece of burger from burger king

[Mike Becker @mikejbecker]

Doctor Strange

[cade captain @captaincade]

Lately my cat and I have been falling asleep face to face maybe like 5 inches apart

[cade captain @captaincade]

I’m sorry but listening to musical music just by itself is so foul. There’s like 1 exception and it’s rocky horror