John Hodgson

You will always find me in the kitchen at parties!

[John Hodgson @captainchefy]

@GordonRamsay bring back kitchen nightmares. That series helped real life people with business. This fluffy bollocks only lines your already bloated bank balance!🤷‍♂️

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@GordonRamsay oh god now you have gone all Alan sugar on us🤷‍♂️

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@GordonRamsay oh my god. Your new tv show is really cringe worthy. It’s a 💩 show of Ant Middleton meets Ant and Dec but in a really bad way!

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@Hulstone Chef. Where do you get your waxed boxes for your take out meals? We have been doing a few deliveries but need to up our game and make it easier for customers to transport their meals home???

[John Hodgson @captainchefy]

@realDonaldTrump No you didn’t! You looser!

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@campingaz1 and this

[John Hodgson @captainchefy]

@campingaz1 also cooked all of this.

[John Hodgson @captainchefy]

@campingaz1 I’m a professional chef and brought one of your cookers. It’s amazing. Just did a Covid-19 party cooking paella for 15

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@realDonaldTrump

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@ChefTomKerridge driving the boss tonight to your place at @CorinthiaLondon. Sitting in the car outside wating! send us out some food I’m Hank Marvin!

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@realDonaldTrump Finally we have someone like you in power! It will be a wake up call to the world to NEVER let it happen again! 4 years from now Your America will be segregated from the rest of the world!

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Perhaps advertise it as post battle?? @starwars @GeorgeLucasILM

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@richardosman you missed the pointless answer. The wagon wheel!

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@Marco_P_Shite I have run out of smack, crack and pills is Jr. about??

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@achrisevans HELP! Need survival tips, think I have your strain of manfluenza! On holiday too! Bloody typical!

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@JOHNDOWNESMW yes it defiantly does! The problem arises when there are better cheaper alternatives! Knowledge is power!!

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I am waiting for my letter from the queen! #Elton

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#david #smut #daddy

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Elton and David we all know it's you now stop making bigger fools of yourselves! Move on!!

[John Hodgson @captainchefy]

@jpstephens007 I'll give it crack! If I'm shit sack me. No really sack me I don't mind!