Chloe

Canterbury/Enfield/Brighton

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@boohoo @ndubz118

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

I love that we all just decided to stop doing Zoom drinks / quizzes and never spoke of it again

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@graacewebb95 he’s at it again

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Denise Welch as confectionary: a thread x

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@katiegraveson1

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@rosieconcannon

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @StarbucksUK I am still waiting for a reply to this complaint I sent weeks ago

[b.b @benoobrown]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@katiegraveson1

[Luke Bailey @imbadatlife]

utterly obsessed with this american site that has confused mince with mincemeat, and created this abomination

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@katiegraveson1 mate u seen this

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@Joe_Geraghty8 Explain pls

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@Joe_Geraghty8 Excuse me

[jess @JessBelll1]

Weekends r all fun n games till it’s a Sunday and ur single

[Chloe @captainchl0e]

@katiegraveson1

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Breaking news ❄️

[b.b @benoobrown]

This makes me so excited for Christmas https://t.co/GP6Kxq1o6M

[Olivia Reed @liv_reed17]

High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am

My college professor:

[KT @kt_maex]

It’s Christmas Day

It’s snowing outside

The fire is on and you’re wearing your Christmas pjs

You’ve just sat down after demolishing a bit fat Christmas dinner

You change the channel and you hear the words: ‘Tell me tomorrow I'll wait by the window for you’

Life is bliss ⛄️

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

roses are red
you put butter on a crumpet