you know you’re consuming so much Dan and Phil when they show up in your dreams renting a nonexistent AirBnB in your backyard and spending the holidays with your family . . . I hope you enjoyed your stay 😭
me minding my business at work:
the coworker i JUST met evening: not to profile you, but do you watch the new Dan and Phil video today?
I— EXCUSE ME? the answer is yes, however, do I LOOK THAT OBVIOUS 🧍♂️
Okay am I…. The only person that remembers everything that she’s done??? Like she’s not a good person and it’s now moving from ���haha Internet personality can’t sing but she does and it’s funny” to “given roles in Broadway” I am so confused
im at a point in my life where i need Spotify to either let me change my username or im going to have to make a whole new account
i made my account back in middle school, which means my username is my deadname 😭 please let me change it, Spotify, please