captain cornbread

I cook all the time

[captain cornbread @captaincornbret]

Had to update my pinned tweet

[A @GIRLFKYOU]

i’d break my thumb calling the damn bank 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

Here's the thing though

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Being a Crip way more respectable to me

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Paying all your bills with one check and having money to play with for the rest of the month so fire. Why would I ever have kids

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[Siavoush Fallahi @SiavoushF]

This meme is still one of the funniest ones around

[DeShawn Lamar @DamnDeShawn]

GO TO THE FUCKING WENDYS DUKE

[bum @BattleRapBum]

“last mission I swear”

[Gazun 💮 @Gazungamer]

80 dollars for an empty box

[Master Shake @GinnySacksAss]

“What is Leon doing bro this pick fucking sucks”

[Elite @Elite]

slap a “2026 Champion Knicks” on anything at this point im buying it. They really got me by the you know what lol

[Imani @youdoingtoomuch]

Yikes. Bc that shit was nasty. Boost the trashcan before trash is in it or atleast bring a trash bag and fill that and then take the trashcan. Just leaving the trash on the street like that is disgusting. And she did all that to get fired and the trashcan is being sold online

[Jdab @JDabz87]

Ever since the Knicks won the championship, I now live life with 0 doubt that anything is possible

[flex @lowkflex]

Do not go straight home. Stop by the store and buy something. That recept is your alibi.

[ale @0sdonte]

when tyler had 53 points in a day and the bench was so hype😭

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Fat fuck really messed up her life for trash smh

[Draco 🗽🏆 @CeeDraco4]

Mandatory 2-8 stretch