Danté

focus.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇭🇹 OFFICIAL: Haiti have been eliminated from the 2026 World Cup.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[𝐎𝐟𝐞𝐦 @0fem_15]

Her: you might suffocate if I sit all this 🍑 on your face
Me:

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

He ain’t lying.

[448🏚️ @imHIM1300]

Last night I was daddy, today I’m stupid bitch ass nigga 🤦🏽‍♂️

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

Nudes in a relationship are important.
Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Me after dipping her tiddy in tequila and then adding salt around her nipple

[• @yducknow]

How it feels when you have a gift for someone but can't tell them.

[Pubity @pubity]

Since Spirit Airlines began service in 1992, they never had a fatal crash. They're closing down with a perfect record.

Every Spirit flight that ever took off landed safely.

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

[Iron Boy @NYboateng]

Ambidextrous

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Ooo @ooogoesbrrr]

me in a Teams meeting waiting to say
"nothing from my side”

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“thank you for your interest in this position, but we have decided to go in another direction”

[Jenica Eugenia @2Dinu83028]

Yo, saliendo del trabajo, antes que me pidan algo más...

[Modie.🇫🇷🇵🇹 @topboymodie_]

Me moving my focus to the right titty after focusing on the left for 5 mins.