✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨

Max | they/them | 26 | White | Anti-fascist | Aspiring writer | Sea dog

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

@crimewooper Top 3 pokemon!

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

New tattoo! It's a Hazel tree, to be at my right side forever 💝💕

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

Wedding pictures are here!!!!!! Here's just 4 of my favorites. What a magical day🥰

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

Benefits of having an autistic roommate it sometimes I do this and then they mirror it and we're just hanging out being autistic together

[Noi🦔 COMMS OPEN!!!! @Noimujk]

Do any of you also do the thing

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

We got the disposable camera photos back from our honeymoon and wedding! Here's me in the year 1973 haunting a lighthouse

[Scott Forester @ScottForester17]

Harley Quinn is trending.

Still thinks she needs to be a Looney Toon

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

@crimewooper It's Ghostface!

[Hazel! 🏳️‍⚧️💖 @hazelnut_human]

Minimoon was a success! We had an incredible time in the cutest little house on the water on Vashon!! 💕

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

@briarnoes I actually did block him and it's just a matter of time until he discontinues my phone plan lmao

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

What's up gamers I'm on my honeymoon and my dad has texted me every day despite saying he never wanted to see me again the day after the wedding! His texts are all very good stuff about how I'm selfish for getting married, having a registry, and hoping people would dance with me!

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

Anyway jokes aside I am going thru it lads

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

After years of a special interest in sailing ships and piracy, I got a tattoo of a boat and my parents said "So, do you like... Like boats now?"

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

@briarnoes Weddings are a great place to meet people!

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

Good news: The wedding went great! The venue said it was the smoothest wedding they've ever seen
Bad news: Both my dad and father in law made me cry :(
??? News: I might be trying to set up two of my friends who met at the wedding?

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

It'll be a month before we get the professional photos so to tide everyone over here's a picture of me reading my vows to an elephant

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

I'm getting married today!

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

@kazuekanagaki Asuka

[✨🌜🍾Maxie💍🌛✨ @captaindadly]

@fr0gt0ad Somehow this feels diagnosable