The Professor

[The Professor @CaptainDanDixon]

@ZamBetsy18483 Where’s the indication that he’s an FBI agent?

[The Professor @CaptainDanDixon]

@MadDogRadio @AaronRodgers12 @AdamSchein He shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce. We have a worldwide moron surplus.

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@farman4x 6

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@OhNanaLondon @Variety No. When you advocate for the exclusion of others who have done nothing to you or anyone, you become a malignancy. You treat a malignancy by cutting it out. Bye.

[The Professor @CaptainDanDixon]

@VanityFair Have you been injured in an accident? You may be entitled to compensation.

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@Bubblebathgirl @GovPressOffice But mocking conservatives is HILARIOUS! Because you’re so fucking stupid in case you didn’t get it. 😃

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@0807_d_q @AllenBr69052819 @GavinNewsom Bed Bath and Beyond closed all their stores everywhere, moron.

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@HappyHorseGirl1 @frjalhond @GovPressOffice @grok No. It means Republican. 😃

[The Professor @CaptainDanDixon]

@frjalhond @HappyHorseGirl1 @GovPressOffice @grok AKA Republican. 😂

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@GnosisWolf @realDonaldTrump Where the little girl he would be molesting?

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@TimTimbrennan9 @secupp Post it.

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@tedcruz @SherrodBrown @DanSullivan_AK One would think that you of all people would know fake virtue when you saw it.

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Hey, @SteveGuest, still an idiot? 😂😂😂

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@elonjames Actually, your rights end where they endanger others. Put on a mask and quit being such a selfish, whiny bitch.

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@charliekirk11 12,469 deaths out of 60 million cases is a .02-percent death rate. Optimistically, the rate for COVID-19 in the U.S. WILL be 75 times that. You already know this. You’re not an idiot; you’re an asshole.

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@KalelKitten @chrissyteigen

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@chuckwoolery Did you know Hitler and Mussolini were both Christian? Fun fact!!! :)

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@naijagym This is so much better than you.

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@GordonRamsay yes, those are my shoes.

[The Professor @CaptainDanDixon]

@GordonRamsay Scratch dough,tom,garlic,red pep,sea salt,EVOO. Fr mozz w regg/pec romano. Saus/mush, 1/2fr basil 1/2fr oreg. Be brutal.