Steve Alloway

Writer. Actor. Filmmaker. Time travelling secret agent. Also baker.

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@IsaacKing314 I tried to read the first Artemis Fowl. It describes what a genius he is, then demonstrates it with a generic, Sherlock Holmes deduction that's just like every other genius story you've ever read. Couldn't get into it.

Then they let that guy write a Hitchhiker's Guide novel.

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@LucyLickerish I need to rewatch this one of these days.

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@todayyearsold I think the answer is supposed to be that they're not sides anymore, since what you have left is no longer a closed shape. You have either 2 parallel lines, or an angle, which has legs, not sides (which is something I had to Google). So if you take away 2 sides, you have 0 sides.

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@Alayanabeth Reminds me of this one...

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‘Boston Metaphysical Society: Mystery at Pikes Peak #3-4’ – Comic Book Review by Fanbase Press Contributor @ingrediments

https://t.co/os440xf1AO

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@ThomasConnorsJr I had this one growing up!

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My take on all the recent Odyssey discourse:

The story is over 2,500 years old and fictional. Do anything you want with it. It literally does not matter. Classic literature is meant to be explored and experimented with, not adhered to. If you don't like it, don't read/watch it.

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It's a travesty that The Good Place never won a single Emmy, but especially the fact that D'Arcy Carden never won one.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which TV performance deserved way more awards recognition?

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@pauljpastor Mental pollution AND physical pollution! Just pollution all around!

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@LucyLickerish You too!

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@ZackBornstein You know how they say being funny makes you more attractive? It works the other way, too. Being attractive makes people think you're funnier than you are. This unfortunately has led to a trend of frat bro comedians whose crowd work is just hitting on women in the audience.

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That's good enough for me!

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

C is for cookie.

[alex peysakhovich @alex_peys]

got a framed copy to hang by the ai team

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‘Morgana Pendragon #2’ (@MHollyRosing): Comic Book Review by @Fanbase_Press Contributor @ingrediments

https://t.co/cEGKtsyl2G

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@MikeReissWriter @thatbilloakley OK, that took me a minute...

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@PlatoonPod The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

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@EveyJacob Hey, they found a design that works!

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@MerriamWebster I love my Webster's Unabridged from 1954. I mainly use it when people say, "You won't believe what word they just put in the dictionary!" Because nine chances out of ten, it's been there for years; you've only just now noticed it.