Captain Fantastic

Honestly I think I'm pretty funny. he/him

[irene. @pascalcoded]

“i know how to get along with everybody but it doesn’t mean i like everybody” - pedro pascal

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she might've been whispering but she was very loud & clear😭

[jazzy @mothra196]

beware…. the woke truth liberals dont want u to knwo……

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

Old people I don’t know: *uses even remotely modern slang*

Me: impressive

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

@illjoy_

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

Me to charmander after she jumps over my Poké ball in pokemon go:

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

Really enjoying #MarvelsSpiderMan2

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

@ashmillman Oof same, #hageyegang

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

#NewProfilePic

[m ✧ @prmnckuaso]

when edward took bella to his mojo dojo casa house

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

@B2Balash Bitch you cute, love this! Good job!

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

Arm chopping is not a love language

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

@thekellhop Post you and your flags!

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

Me in 2008: my musics not too loud, you’re too old
Me now: *has tinnitus*

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

@DungeonPapa Alright, this seems like fun 👀👀

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

@HannaRosePro At least you’ve got nachos🤷‍♂️

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Give up that war against everyone you hate. The war you really have to fight is the war against yourself.

[Captain Fantastic @captainfan00]

“You don’t have to be perfect to do good” #ronstampler #dungeonsanddragons