Jazlynn

don’t take my Twitter seriously 😔🤚🏽

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

no longer praying on your downfall. i will be directly involved

[choppedpaw of chudclan @kjaypaw]

just found out horses have menstrual cycles. imagine pms’ing and you’re also a fucking horse

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

how it feels when someone tells me they missed me

[awlivv @awlivv]

“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The way some people mastered detachment need to be studied. They just act like they’ve never seen you before.

[doctor zaku @ZinZaku]

when I’m pretending to be sick & someone says “yea u do look rough today”

[your positive corner @dolliefae]

no revenge because every time i lost my spark, it came back even brighter!!!

[໊ @sonohoor]

i got called lazy by people who didn’t even know i was trying to keep myself alive

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don’t live very long so in a month or two I’ll have to earn the bug community’s respect again

[Jazlynn @captainfruit02]

I think the reason i’m so good at arguing is cause my parents disagree with literally everything I say even if they think it’s true

[Jazlynn @captainfruit02]

unironically dancing to soulja boy is crazy

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

20-22 was for disorders. 23-26 was for partying and masochism. i think 27-30 will be for nesting. and then my 30s will be for partying again but good this time

[Jazlynn @captainfruit02]

applied for a big girl job, been checking my email basically the same way I checked tiktok when it was banned
I’m going crazy

[Jazlynn @captainfruit02]

@salma_alysaa HAHHAAHH

[Asia Eros @asiaerosishot]

Kendrick better than me i would’ve brought a look a like and beat his ass

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

searched “who up grounding they hog” to see if anyone tweeted it yet and saw i did last year