Dan.🦙

Not good at twitter or life. Socialist. Guitars for @themidnightdogs. Long suffering Spurs fan.

(he/him)

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

Which is why I'm a spurs fan.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Trophy Hunting is cruel and barbaric.

I was proud to vote for legislation today that banned trophy hunting imports to the UK.

It's time we put an end to this unethical practice and redoubled our efforts to protect beautiful and endangered species around the world.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@TheRealJamieKay Keeps the people who would normally be doing the assault occupied.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@SpursOfficial

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@CheapPanini I think about this quote a lot.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@moeszyslakjr @CheapPanini Antony Kiedis isn’t gonna shag you mate, for one thing you’re probably too old

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@solventspurs Football twitter is an excellent test case for ‘people believe anything they read without checking’

See also: spurs have won no trophies, and: all arsenal fans parents aren’t first cousins.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@RupertMyers China is when you get punished for inciting racial hatred online

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@Aiannucci This thread is weird enough that it could’ve been on your show.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@LeeGallows He is a massive dull dork tbf so this isn’t surprising

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@solventspurs Careful now, you don’t want to get banned again

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@elonmusk Get fucked Elon, you apartheid loving cunt. Your views are not welcome and you’re a fucking weirdo.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@TRobinsonNewEra What you gonna do? Gnaw their legs off? Stupid little prick

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@mhdksafa Hi mate, stay safe x

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@realutdsb @AntiRacismDay Get fucked you fascist cunt

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

I don’t even care anymore, this whole idea that these pricks have been manipulated by the likes of Farage and Yaxley-Lennon is tired. They are thick, prejudiced, racist, vile thugs. Fuck the lot of them, they chose this path and they should be punished.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@jamesnoone25 @AyoCaesar Being born from a vagina doesn’t normally make one a cunt, but in your case it does apparently.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@jrc1921 @SarahEdwardsTam Why do they even want ‘their hotel’ back? Do they not have houses?

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@LozzaFox Kids wouldn’t answer their phone today eh, bud?
Oh well, you could always try again tomorrow.

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@TRobinsonNewEra LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR YOU TINY TWAT

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@TomTugendhat your party has pushed rhetoric that has lead to this. You are responsible

[Dan.🦙 @captainhatboots]

@SkewSmug @TataSteelUK Who amongst us hasn’t incited racial violence when we’ve felt upset?