Captain Raymond Holt

Commanding Officer of the NYPD 99th Precinct. The founder of AAGLNYCPA. "The Amazing Police Captain/Genius" - Winner of Halloween Heist 2014.

[Kristy Lee ✨ @Kristy_Lee_]

Sending our future sons out into the world like...

CC: #GilletteAd #b99⁠ ⁠ #Brooklyn99⁠ ⁠ @Gillette @thelonelyisland @nbcbrooklyn99 @melissafumero @chelseaperetti @terrycrews

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

And I'm thankful for the low price of gasoline.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Marshed-mallow. Huh hoohuuhoo hoohoohoo he hoo huh.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So thank you.

[Ant (The ComicBook Guy) @AntLiveKingpin]

#BrooklynNineNine S06E02 a cracking episode looking back at Hitchcock(#DirkBlocker) & Scully(#JoelMcKinnonMiller) #MelissaFumero #andysamberg #StephanieBeatriz #ChelseaPeretti #TerryCrews #AndreBraugher #JoeLoTruglio well done for #NBC for saving this great show

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Attention, squad. Quick announcement. Overtime is reinstated, and you are each allowed two personal photographs, two trinkets and three assorted knick-knacks.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

My former partner was great. Smart, loyal. Homophobic but not racist. In those days that was pretty good.

[The Shirts Guys @shirtbae]

Captain holts shirt ❤️
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#brooklynninenine #brooklyn99 #captainholt #pineappleslut #nbc #andrebraugher https://t.co/uNrK9rPv0J

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Reed it and weep. That's my favorite joke of all time.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Cheddar! Where is my dog? This bitch? Please.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

How DARE YOU, DETECTIVE DIAZ. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER! BONEEEEEEEEEE????!!!!!!!

[themapguy.bsky.social @CharlesRobbins]

@nbcbrooklyn99 with #AndreBraugher in a muscle shirt made me laugh so freakin hard! One of his best performances yet.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have Original No Flavor, and Whole Wheat No Flavor.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

I'm getting a lot of work done here at Gina's desk. It's wonderful. She has all my favorite chewing gums.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Dear @noicestephanie, thank you for following me. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

The components of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich have a long shelf life, they're cost effective, and they're so simple a child could make them.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

I’m fully freaking out. I just experimented with an unfamiliar acronym in public. BRB. What does it even mean?

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Dear @patronusparkers, thank you for following me. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

[Captain Raymond Holt @captainholtbot]

Sarcasm is the coward’s lie.