Phil Saunders

An archaeologist who was disappointed by the lack of cool hats in modern excavations so instead handles occult tomes for the local library service.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@kissmyasstroll @KaptainKobold @AMike4761 Erm... yee ha?

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@kissmyasstroll @KaptainKobold @AMike4761 Where I come from you'd be called a cunt. Or mutherfucker. Or arsehole. Or twat. Or dogfucker. Or arserapist. Or snowflake.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@KaptainKobold @kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 Christ no. They are idiots.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@kissmyasstroll @KaptainKobold @AMike4761 Well I graduated with a degree.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@KaptainKobold @kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 It's what Jesus would want.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@KaptainKobold @kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 According to their profile '21 years successful in business'. Doesn't specify business.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@KaptainKobold @kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 Covfefe?

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@kissmyasstroll @KaptainKobold @AMike4761 Didn't read the article? You must have achieved well at school with that level of attention.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@kissmyasstroll @KaptainKobold @AMike4761 I've had a drink dickhead.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@KaptainKobold @kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 Why would I want to take away something that would keep my hands warm? Break you down?

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@misterhsk Baywatch Dog.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@KaptainKobold @kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 I'm also so drunk I've forgotten what I was outraged against as well.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@jojomoyes Give me a minute...

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@KaptainKobold @kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 Oh. That's not me. I'm grand in that respect.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@kissmyasstroll @KaptainKobold @AMike4761 I think he was talking to me.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@AMike4761 I've read that they are banning seagulls as well because they aren't Halal.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@kissmyasstroll @AMike4761 @KaptainKobold I'm confused. Are we campaigning against communism or Islam? They are quite different.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@CamiP934 @AMike4761 It's 'ridiculous' you cock hole.

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@dadwroteaporno @clairemtaylor Fucking hell! Spoiler alert ffs... :-)

[Phil Saunders @captainjaubrey]

@aliterative @molesworth_1 I think you are out punning him. @hellobuglers needs to up his game.