God's Perfect Idiot

Mildly disturbed, occasionally offensive, always tasteful. WHS '12 | QU'16

[DemonX @OurLifeWithX]

@historigins Fans at a hockey game cheered every time this 4-year-old boy was shown on the big screen and booed when it was someone else 😅

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

People wanting Mika, Kreider, and Panarin gone after 2 of 3 had a bad year are dumber than a bag of hammers. Panarin is the biggest difference maker on the team. “He doesn’t go to the dirty areas!” Stfu, his job is to put up points, which he does consistently. #nyr

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

Live, laugh, pop punk

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

you're gonna wanna see this

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

Hiccups might be on par with terrorism

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

I like turtles

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

The Tkachuk brothers have officially become national icons

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

America might not be perfect but…fuck that, back to back world war champs bitches! #whatthefuckisakilometer

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

I’ve come to terms that the gym toilet and me have become best bros

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

@arielhelwani Here's your solution. Khabib comes out of retirement. Fights Chandler. He's good enough to handle the weight class difference. We all get a main event that's better than this one. Boom. You're welcome.

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

“Poor Tom Wilson…I call him Pinhead Tom Wilson to tell you the truth. All day long, I see this guy play, he plays and he’s so dumb and I think “how does someone so DUMB make the NHL??!” Very, very nasty stupid man.”

[Brandon the Chat-Killer @ileftmyheartt]

caps fans are hilarious.

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

@spittinchiclets Ovechkin ... "Controller has been disconnected"

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

@Capitals fans...stay mad, stay bad

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

A season for the books, but it’s not over yet.

[SCENE DUDE @thescenedude]

Live, laugh, listen to blink-182

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

I am ready for my last stand to protect the safety of my bloodline

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

@BussinWTB Can I @ myself?

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

Me and the boys marching into the gym to outlift all the broccoli haircut teenagers posting the shittiest form you've ever seen on tiktok

[God's Perfect Idiot @captainjlaics]

@Deadspin should be ashamed of themselves...especially @carronJphillips. The kid used warpaint and a headress as an actual Native American and this clown wants to claim racism. Do better.