Joshua Morgan

sound guy, coffee addict

[Joshua Morgan @captainjmorg]

@realDonaldTrump can we PLEASE finally get rid of the stupid Daylight Savings Time crap?

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨Ladies and Gentlemen, the next Attorney General of the United States, @mattgaetz

🎤 drop

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

SPOT ON 🎯

“People did not choose grocery prices over your human rights. People chose grocery prices over your delusions that your rights were being taken away in this first place.”

Perfectly said @Grand_Ole_Evan

[eve @eveforamerica]

Buh Bye 😂😂

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We at The Babylon Bee are endorsing Kamala Harris. Our CEO @sethdillon explains what makes her so great.

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Listen until the end. He has a valid point.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/AkrJgh58L2

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Breaks All Records In T-Ball League

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

This is from the Daily Show this past May where they brutally make fun of Kamala Harris because she is a complete idiot and everyone knows it.

Now contrast this video with the next in this thread from just 3 days ago.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

When a Democrat Says “Democracy” — What Do They Really Mean?

[Joshua Morgan @captainjmorg]

@EdKrassen I honestly think that if more people learned the simple principles in the 10 commandments, this world would be a much better place!
What a horrible life you must have-being offended by teaching kids “It’s probably not a good idea to murder your neighbor and steal his stuff. (2)

[Joshua Morgan @captainjmorg]

@EdKrassen What’s wrong with being faithful to your God?
What’s wrong with removing things that steal your focus?
What’s so terrible about watching the words you say?
Making time to worship with family & friends?
Honoring your parents?
Refraining from murder? Cheating? Stealing? Lying?(1)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is amazing 😂

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Dems are like, “if we could just:

-ban conservatives off social media

-import 8M+ illegal aliens

-give them welfare and voting rights

-start WW3 with Russia

-force everyone to get vaccinated

-arrest people for hate speech

-have nationwide mail-in voting

-let every criminal out of prison

-arrest Trump and all his senior leaders

then we could truly save democracy”

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

You ever notice how we almost never see women dressed as men trying to use men’s bathrooms?

Or women dressed as men trying to compete in men’s sports?

Or trying to read books to little children in libraries?

No, it’s always the guys pretending to be women who want to be in the bathroom with little girls, beat them in sports, and read books to little kids while dressed in drag

Starting to notice a pattern here…

Can anyone figure it out?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Proposed law: if someone tears down the American flag and puts up another flag in its place, that person should get a free (but mandatory) one-way trip to that flag’s country

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dylan Mulvaney Is The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year https://t.co/bBkfy4qhLj

[Joshua Morgan @captainjmorg]

Election season is coming!! You know what that means? A new covid variant! 🎉🎉