Sam

sup

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@nighthxwk Me too

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@biponine @JonesMcBBQ1

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

I love cleaning throw rugs I wish I could clean everything by taking it outside and beating the shit out of it with a broom #springcleaning

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@JonesMcBBQ1

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@CanadianTire you're safe, buddy. For now.

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

Just deleted my amazon account because instead of getting my Alf box set there was a guy asking if he could build my Ikea furniture for loose change #livingwages #amazon #wages #workers #workerrights

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@Disney sort of weird you fire James Gunn for a joke about child abuse hitting a little close to home? #childlabour #themagickingdomismadeofbabybones

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@GapKids hey wtf I found a baby's finger in my niece's overalls
#baby #NewBorn #finger? #factory #ranaplaza

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@nyx_cb I'm from the future
You're not

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

Succ Aquiring Machine

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Retweet with your answer: If your first name was an acronym for you as a cyborg, what would the letters stand for?

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@commentiquette @nobbleberry Would actually invest in a tv platform other than Netflix if it had nobbleberry

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Thoughts and prayers to Toronto today 😢 https://t.co/uQVvCn5xG7

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@commentiquette Did you ever get that painting of Ronald McDonald fucking Donald trump in a field of marigolds?

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@Netflix_CA please bring community back they have my son's pet gopher and they want to kill it

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@Netflix_CA you're my only hope to see community and save my family

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@Netflix_CA I'm a bad pirate please bring community back

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@Netflix_CA my family will die we need to watch community please bring it back

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@Netflix_CA I need to watch community please help

[Sam @captainlobotomy]

@Netflix_CA please bring community back