Madeleine

/mædəleɪn/ 🌠 communications and sociolinguistics. ask me about trauma center for the nintendo wii. she/her

[Madeleine @captainmaddiech]

@animetitties5 Everybody just buys a domesticated car from a breeder these days. I miss the days when I had to go out onto the plains, spot a wild car I liked, lasso it and bring it back to the ranch to be tamed.

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@HeIsTheCuz At a time when people had to physically leave their houses to buy it

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8 minutes until all the fish in the San Diego area get a big surprise

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@mayohiga1 When I worked at a charity I asked everyone what gameshow they would go on if the charity lost all its money somehow and we needed to earn it back quickly

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@jzux I used to go to a pharmacy where the sales assistant would yell the name of the drug you were collecting to the pharmacist in the back like he was making you a milkshake

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@Sims_Nostalgia I know it's not the same but Sims 2 DS is a great game

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@tumblr Before I looked I assumed it was Spooky Scary Skeletons

[Madeleine @captainmaddiech]

@tumblr Hotel California type situation

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I'm the reason Alexa no longer recommends cooking with borax

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

[Madeleine @captainmaddiech]

Just been brutally humbled by John Lewis's online age verification system

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@SimneySpears Sims 3 Stack'ems on MSN Messenger 😭

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@TheHumanDurag Can confirm this made it to the UK

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@maroonsversion It's about space cowboys (Mal and Inara in Firefly)

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@Sims_Nostalgia Can confirm it does make an excellent gift for young children (me)

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@Criminalsimpson

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@BlackLCult I couldn't believe they let him play this again in The Return

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@TSUpdating there will be an explanation, there will be no Reputation (TV)

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@P5R0YAL The whole movie is on YouTube for free (the sign of a really good movie)

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@baytato Better than a Madeline winter when you have to look after everyone because they have flu, and then a wizard magics them all home for Christmas except for you because you don't have a family

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@schumisnoopy Based on the very small amount of information given in the show, this is what I believe he was doing in there