Captain Melvin Seahorse

Pi Kappa Alpha 3x Brother of the Week | Your mom’s favorite Captain | Super Creep | #MIZ

[Krutches @McDonaldsXBT]

"now lets cut to Jordan Spieth playing his second"

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@Unusual__angel @FruzzBox

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Dude in front of me just pulled this up in class. Unlocked memories.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

70 degrees. Guinness while doing homework. Girls back in biker shorts. Who has it better? #Blessed

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@67ferda41 That’s a good shot

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Just another Wednesday. #TurkeyDay

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Me and my buddy just explained to our formal dates what burnerverse is. Both seem intrigued. #BV #MajorW

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Nothing like a good ole fashion slop bowl the day before formal. #onemoresleep #gamedayjitters

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

I just bet 2k on fucking Memphis ML. Only shit never betting on penny hardaway monkey ball ever again. #nuke

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Had a first song bet placed and didn’t even know if it hit or not.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Couldn’t even of followed along if I tried. Not a single lick of ENGLISH the AMERICAN speaking language.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

That was the most fucking liberal halftime show ever. Fucking EBT was accepted. What a joke. #NUKE #badbunnypedo

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Pain……..

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

SEAHAWKS -4.5 IS A MORTAL MEGA MAX.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@FruzzBox @bennybignuts That’s a good shot

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

Just like a girls Instagram story about the ICE shooting. Is that game? #LANK

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

@mrletitcrust Who is the girl in red though? 🪵
-Mel

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

The Ravens always find the most diabolical horrendous way to lose season determining games. I don’t get it. Also Marlon Humphrey still sucks.

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

I swear if Marlon Humphrey gets on his podcast after this game. He so fucking bad

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

BEAU NO LONGER OUR STARTER. WE ARE FREE

[Eliah Drinkwitz @CoachDrinkwitz]

We are excited for Matt to be our qb of the Gator Bowl! He’s READY!! LFG!!
#NewWay
#TheMizzouWay
#MIZ

[Captain Melvin Seahorse @CaptainMel15873]

The white boy is having a day.