James

To smart to live, too dume to die

[James @CaptainMurphy]

@CapitalLink @Seanergy_SHIP Pure play, cape-sized bullshit

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@DarthDividend23 @grichhhi @Investlibrarian @STORECapital STORE's strong AF, even without Chris. Good decision to buy. They're a core part of my portfolio.

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@MysterySolvent All the HRT and T is making his organs swell. Sux getting older.

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One of these things is not like the other

[James @CaptainMurphy]

Maybe it's just me, but I'd love it if @DaveyHavok and @DaveMustaine
did a synthy thrash project. Imagine the vocal harmonies. It would be like The Eagles for people who miss t.A.T.u., but with less shitty guitar.

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@marcorubio I wouldn't bother googling 'Marxism' either. It's just fake news anyways. You should see their definition of 'Republican;' it doesn't even mention trump

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@tonyposnanski I thought Red was the hottest Fraggle

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@swillazz @DanRather Written Deposition Service? You're a pro? Then why the incorrect apostrophe? That's not especially good advertising.

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@TheEconomist Were you unable to Google for 30 seconds? Warby Parker was founded in 2010. Zenni Optical was 2003. Sloppy af, y'all. Stopped reading, wouldn't finish

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@JeremyAdams6 https://t.co/UtmYgQ7LPT

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@AdamKinzinger I can't believe this is a real tweet. You're starting to sound like the others.

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@101vape Hoping against hope. Miss you guys.

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@WolfOfOTC

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@DanRather It's obviously a libtard plot to get the children ill enough to go to the hospital, where they'll be shipped off at night to work in blue state brothels. Meanwhile, they'll be replaced by adult lookalikes who'll get poor grades and smoke reefers, bringing shame on their families.

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@RepAndyKimNJ
A "...better world is not inevitable..."
I kind of want to move to NJ now, so I can vote for you.

[James @CaptainMurphy]

@RepThomasMassie Your bill + 24 sponsors = 25 shit for brains dumbasses who have no clue. STFU boy, and wipe the shit off your nose.

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I'm simultaneously frightened and aroused

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@LeaderMcConnell Arrr, matey, there will be no quarter for ye scurvy scallywags in Davey Jones' whorehouse.
Fuck you, Mitchell.

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@inndstock This is good. Let's make some fucking money now!

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@inndstock Newsmax is garbage. These aren't; they're currants. Currants. Get it?