Captain Ox-63

Your friendly neighborhood 6'8" space/time pirate, from another dimension! NSFW! MDNI

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

Reference for Ox-63, go wild with it. I really couldn't care less🤣

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

Someone schizoed too close to the sun and couldn't handle it after doubling down over and over.

[Midnight @MissNemuri]

To be honest I am having to take in what has happened today and everyone here is mean nobody gets it and it hurts a lot now I get to cry tonight in hurt and misery 🥺

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@takasiraVT Gotta admit, I'm a bit jealous of them. They got out before everything seemingly started to really fall to shit and actually got something out of it.

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

When you're talking with your woman and she says "I wish a new strain of Covid would pop up and only target the Indians"

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@Synnerette @WarriorMathias @ANGUS4277 It means Nemuri is retarded

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@YourPalNyanus It's a whacky broken power in a world of whacky broken powers. Can't disagree on the pacing though. It's so bad they had to do a whole new anime about it.

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@88probs Meanwhile, if you're a Canadian citizen born here, you can't even get enough assistance from the government to cover half a month's rent on a 1-bedroom apartment. By the time you factor in every other seemingly mandatory bill, you've got enough to cover maybe 1/4 rent.

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

Some people really need to consider the possible action of not schizoing out over a meme online

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

Next it would say "I was only pretending to be retarded", but I blocked the thing

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

You mean like this?

[Godin Darkwell @Gor1ockDarkwell]

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[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

Communists

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

JUST IN - EU President Ursula von der Leyen says that people's savings accounts are a problem

and that she must put this money "to the service of European companies"

says her plan to "securitize them" and "supervise them"

They're coming for your savings, Europe.

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

The Goddess and I watched this last night, and it was exactly the level of retarded we were looking for🤣

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@English_Cunt @Yggr153 It's also not gay if it's in a 3-way, so just find a third guy and you're golden🤣

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@BlondiniVT @AnimusOakley

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@TheGraffitiSoul Amazing design, truly inspired by the hateful hand of Space King!

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@BlondiniVT @VeilVoyant 🎵I hate you
You hate me
Lets go out and kill Barney
With a bat to the head
and a broken purple nose
Bitch-ass broke-ass dino-hoes🎵
🤣

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@BlondiniVT Well maybe you can be brave and opera-te one of those lessers over to download Firefox🤣🤣Come on, man, you're a fox!

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@AnimusOakley Unfortunately between ego, miscommunication, and some highschool level drama-mongers, it'll just keep happening.

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@AnimusOakley Yes🤣my first experience with the concept of "I'm gonna beat a bitch with another bitch"

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

@AnimusOakley I'll recognize that around the same time I recognize Kwanzaa🤣

[Captain Ox-63 @CaptainOx63]

So it's the last day of August. Still Summer. School hasn't gone back in for kids quite yet. Halloween is still 2 months away.
But some of the stores around here are already starting with the...